There were bins stacked floor to ceiling with your heart’s content of fabric, yarn, sewing machines, paints, scissors, markers, water colors and hot glue guns. After confirming a few more times that everything was in fact F-R-E-E, my sister and I dug in.

Not only are women going through extreme measures to “revamp” their vagina’s for vanity’s sake, they are also doing it unsafely. “Most of the procedures are done in the private sector and it’s totally unregulated.”

Keep in mind folks, this is Anchorage. In an actual city, 1,400 people is a damn good showing but in Anchorage… well, that’s just revolutionary.

On September 9, 2008, Brooklyn New York held it’s primary election. Kevin Powell ran to unseat encumbent Ed Towns who has held the seat for 26 years in New York’s 10th congressional district. On the day of the primary, the ladies of Square Rootz showed their support for Powell.

If you haven’t heard already, scientists in Geneva have launched preliminary experiments to test the Big Bang Theory. In case, you were asleep during science class, the Big Bang Theory is… well, look it up yourself. You should’ve been awake.

Now, just to warn you, not all of these things are 100% legal and as you know, Square Rootz is not in the business of encouraging illegal activity… buterrah, if times get real, real rough… well, you know where to come.

This line of organic cosmetics is bright and beautiful and the fair trade, vegan ingredients- lavender, arrowroot powder, calendula, hemp, neutral henna, jojoba, shea butter, green tea, ylang ylang; sound good enough to eat.

I was excited by the range of dishes. Everything was so cheap we decided to splurge and order an appetizer, plus I was hella hungry… but what else is new?

Anybody down for a beach trip to Montauk? It’s cheaper, less crowded and arguably even prettier than the Hamptons.

Go ahead… call me a sucka.