The office also accepts my insurance (healthnet) and the receptionist doesn’t hassle me because I didn’t have cash for the co-pay. “Mail it in when you get a chance,” she says. She said the same thing at my last appointment. Oops, I forgot. They seemed to have forgotten too.

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