It’s been a minute since your resident dating guinea pig has checked in so I had to bless you with the final installment of my summer long journey.

But just as easily as I was turned on and intrigued, I was turned off when he began to text me relentlessly for a week straight. I know we’re in an age dominated by technology but damn it, if you want to talk to me, pick up the phone.

According to a report on the future of the World Wide Web by Karine Perset from the Organization for Economic Co-operation, by 2011, the Internet could run out of web addresses. This can’t be possible right? Or can it? Isn’t this cause for a national emergency?

After having a steady male companion in my life for almost two years, I’m back on the dating scene and the picture doesn’t look pretty.

Ever wish you could create your own radio station? I do! I can’t stand listening to the same 3 songs in rotation on the mainstream airwaves. If I hear Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girl” again, I’m going to commit suicide.