*QUICKIE* Total World Domination

Words: Kat Noel • Jan 15th, 2008 • Category: SUBSTANCE.

Queen of Media
Queen of Media
About fifteen years ago, I wrote in my journal that Chris Baldwin - the Denzel Washington of my grade school - would fall madly in love with me. Around that same time Oprah predicted in her journal that one day she would create a television network.

Yeah…I definitely need just a few sheets of whatever paper she keeps writing on.

Oprah’s Net Worth: Over $2.5 billion
My checking account: $1.84

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Kat Noel is a true rolling stone, who believes everyone has a story to tell and never leaves home without paper and pen. She’s hoping that Square Rootz is her meal ticket out of the country.
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  1. FLo!!! on January 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm:

    Oprah. is. SERIOUS!!!

    I got that paper. It’s in my heart. Keep on writing in yours Kat!!! :)

  2. Jackie D on January 16th, 2008 at 2:15 am:

    Mew!

    Don’t be sad. Your just broke right now. Be happy you are not poor.
    Broke is temporary, Poor is forever.

  3. #1 Boss Man on January 21st, 2008 at 2:45 pm:

    Yo….im fillin this hole women empowerment jump off and everythin, but ionno bout this Oprah article. I aint feelin how she mad my man Tom Cruise cry n all…n what about us dudes, we doooin big things. I mean, peep my man O.J., Tom Brady, and every one should clap for my man M.J. for finally divorcing that broad. But hit me back up bout how u feel me….WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Holla at me shooooooooooooooooooooooooooorty
    (n yall r lookin mad sexy, yall got my e-mail…right? When’s your next launch party, yall did NY, Philly, whats good wit BOSTON!!!)

    im out… #1 Boss Man comin at u straight n direct

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